Monday, 12 August 2013

In which I address search queries that brought people to this blog in the last week

(In no particular order)

1. "you make me feel like a burden" poem

Not one of mine, sorry.  But if you do feel like a burden: you're not.  You deserve to be here.  Here's a lamb, a puppy and a pretty girl to make you feel better:

Girl wearing hat and pants seated in the grass holding a lamb and puppy, possibly Washington

2: aspies hate nts

Some do, for a variety of reasons.  Some have suffered bullying or abuse at the hands of NTs and it's left them traumatised.  Some feel the world's been set up specifically to exclude them and make their lives difficult, and they're hurt or bitter about that.  A few are just hating haters who hate.  For the record, I don't.

3. autism as an evolutionary step

No

4. autism next step in evolution

Still no

5. autism next step in human evolution

Would you believe, no?

6. autistic adults discuss disability benefits

I'm not sure whether they mean "disability benefits" as in welfare payments, or literally the benefits of being autistic or of being disabled.  Either way, I don't know how this one ended up here, because I've never discussed the former, and haven't done a heck of a lot on the latter either.  To make up for my lack of help, have some snorglicious lion cubs:

Meisje met jonge leeuwen in Artis

7. is autism the next step in human evolution

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8.  is there a link between autism and obesity?

Kinda sorta maybe a bit

 9. stinking toes

Fuck you, Sunshine.  My toes are glorious and smell like a summer breeze in a field of daisies.  I did once describe my foot-fingers as "pudgy", and ever since then I've had the occasional weird toe-related search turn up in my stats.  Aren't there websites for that sort of thing?  What the hell are you doing here?

I can't finish on that note.  Have some tiger cubs:

Jonge tijgers in Artis